How it plays
Easy to pick up. Hard to put down. Very, very chaotic.
One thumb
Drag anywhere to move. Your weapons fire on their own. Dodge, kite and survive the horde.
Executive Orders
Every level-up, sign one of three orders. 8 weapons and 6 perks, a new build every run.
Tremendous Deals
Max a weapon and its partner perk to evolve it. Hole-in-One Hailstorm. 3AM Posting Spree.
Breaking News
Pick the headline, change the rules. Stock-market rallies, tariff storms, fake-news fog.
Make the swamp great again
Three terms, four giant bosses, and an endless Third Term.






The best deal, maybe ever
Fair, simple and honest. Believe it.
Play the full first term: every weapon, every perk and every permanent upgrade.
“Second Term” unlocks two more stages, Endless mode and two outfits. Forever.
No banners, no videos, no “watch to continue”. Not now, not ever.
Coins are earned by playing, never sold. Purchases never sell power.