ExecutiveDisorder

A Trump Survivor Satire

One thumb. Endless chaos. Survive a 10-minute term against the Swamp, the press and the bureaucracy, armed with golf balls, ALL-CAPS posts, tariffs and a tremendous ego.

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Cartoon President pointing at you from behind a podium

How it plays

Easy to pick up. Hard to put down. Very, very chaotic.

One thumb

Drag anywhere to move. Your weapons fire on their own. Dodge, kite and survive the horde.

Executive Orders

Every level-up, sign one of three orders. 8 weapons and 6 perks, a new build every run.

Tremendous Deals

Max a weapon and its partner perk to evolve it. Hole-in-One Hailstorm. 3AM Posting Spree.

Breaking News

Pick the headline, change the rules. Stock-market rallies, tariff storms, fake-news fog.

The best deal, maybe ever

Fair, simple and honest. Believe it.

Free

Play the full first term: every weapon, every perk and every permanent upgrade.

$4.99 once

“Second Term” unlocks two more stages, Endless mode and two outfits. Forever.

No ads

No banners, no videos, no “watch to continue”. Not now, not ever.

Not pay-to-win

Coins are earned by playing, never sold. Purchases never sell power.